Just tell her Matt will be there.She will probably want to come too!
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Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53,
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Matt is also the name of a gay guy I know...I think the old chestnut of "so and so is having a party" might do...
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Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56,
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You could tell her you're going to a Digital Arts meeting and that you've been invited by VIMOD
BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59,
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