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# Been a while since I have been here too!... have some TOAP(-ish stuff)

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:30, archived)
# SPN!...
...long time no see.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:34, archived)
# It has been a while hasnt it!
how you been my dear old internet friend?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# well i got laid off, i'm broke, full of ideas...and only one place to put them...
.........
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:41, archived)
# This is why we love B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:44, archived)
# hey motherfucker! :D
did you get my text?

(still pissed this morn when I wrote it:)
good idea at the time!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
# No I didn't.
You must have had my old work number
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:00, archived)
# bugger!
Sorry to hear it mate.

Plenty of that going on around here too...
wifey is having plenty of trouble finding work at the moment.

As long as you still have the internets, you'll be right! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# oh yeah!...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# hahahahaa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Well, apparently the jobless rate in NSW is 6.9% unemployment.
that's higher than the nation's average
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# *forces wifey to fit in with the other 93.1% of the NSW population*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:57, archived)
# *missread that type joke*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# aw it looks so unhappy.
Poor little matchstick
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:37, archived)
# Matchstick
Haha - I like that a lot and now its mine.

Ace toap too.
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:39, archived)
# ha ha...
...too funny!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# K! - to the - 3! - to the b/-\b!
how the fuck are ya mate?

was thinking of getting in touch with gronk & bargey and having a Sunday lunch near a train station somewhere on the central coast. You up for it? Fortnights time perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# i can probably make it
although I'll have to come up with a convincing excuse to escape the house. I'm not sure how well "mum I'm off to meet a bunch of wierdos I met on the web"

edit: I presume sunday lunch involves plenty of liquid refreshments and isn't a salad and water...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:48, archived)
# Tell her to grin and bear it.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:50, archived)
# I'd also have to tell her that I'm a wierdo on the interweb
she'd probably conclude I'm some sort of pervert...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
# Just tell her Matt will be there.
She will probably want to come too!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:53, archived)
# Matt is also the name of a gay guy I know...
I think the old chestnut of "so and so is having a party" might do...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# You could tell her you're going to a Digital Arts meeting and that you've been invited by VIMOD
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# tell your mother that you're grown up now and you don't need to explain yourself to her
follow up by saying that if she's worried that you'll do something she wouldn't approve of then she doesn't have faith in how she raised you.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# I like that argument, I think I will use it often
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# if she gets angry, just hug her and tell her you love her (before leaving)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:02, archived)
# then she WILL think I'm gay.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# That's right, she'll think you're happy....
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:05, archived)
# ... and if she doesn't approve then she didn't raise you properly
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# well not in my eyes, but let's face it, my mum is a bigot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# ahhh..... Catholic!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:30, archived)
# Haha - I like that
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:59, archived)
# pure awesomeness.
*summons up courage to tell mum*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:01, archived)
# tell your mum you are 25 now and don't need her permission
then do what you want and prepare for her wrath.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# This sounds like a bold and daring plan
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:49, archived)
# we shall venture where no b3tard has ventured before!
I'll let you guys decide on the venue
(or we could just figure it out at the station, either way... I know fuck nothing about the central coast, unless it is an industrial area)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:51, archived)
# I'm off to tokyo on the 14th
any time before that, I'm not working so I have no excuse
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:52, archived)
# A weekday could be an idea - I'm not working either
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:55, archived)
# ^I can do weekdays much more easily...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# unemployed motherfuckers.
Not me,
I have tried for 5 months to get a weekday or 2 off to sort out a few things.....
never ends up happening.
*practices positive visualisation techniques again*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:07, archived)
# if you give adequate notice and you have hours owing then they can't legally refuse
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:09, archived)
# shall put it in tomorrow
*places other shit that needs sorting on hold:)*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:29, archived)
# sound like a *ahem* "plan" then.
what time suits you guys?
I'll try & get a train that arrives close to yours?

/fucking hates "plans" as they never seem to work out. but this will change through positive visualisation techniques :D
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:56, archived)
# Just imagine a beer or two flowing into your mouth
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:58, archived)
# here's where most of my plans fall down
Someone else choose a date because otherwise it's tuesday.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:04, archived)
# I'm off now - but may pop back on later.
Tuesday the 12th is fine with me. If you guys arrange something, gaz me and let me know. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:08, archived)
# if you guys all meet up, take pictures and post them
so we can point and laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:11, archived)
# someone gaz me as well because i'm not really paying attention right now
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:17, archived)
# Sounds like Tuesday the 12th do then....
is 12.30 ok?
If so... I will gaz the super secret meeting place...
(best to email me through FB if there are any changes)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Sun 3 May 2009, 5:22, archived)
# For ginger males this is correct.
Ginger females on the other hand, are a different story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:42, archived)
# Let's get it on!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:45, archived)
# GET THE HELL OFF THE INTERNET AND GET BACK INTO THE PUB!
Woo!
How's things Sir?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:43, archived)
# HELLO YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 3 May 2009, 4:47, archived)
# RACIST!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Sun 3 May 2009, 8:28, archived)