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# oh ffs
daft fucker!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# :D
I was gonna make him into a Brighton style Queen, but I thought that may offend the science geeks ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# heheh
geeks rule ;)
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# geeks SLIDE RULE....WOOF!!
you alright? your lack of belly button concerns me.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# i'm a bit sore
i get the staples out in a week. it's weird, i'm getting twinges in my belly button and it's not even there anymore!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:09, archived)
# I find the lack of a belly button rather odd
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# me too.
on the plus side, i can convince idiots that i'm a clone.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# do you have a tinfoil hat?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# not yet
but as soon as i go tinfoil shopping, i shall construct a tinfoil top hat.

EDIT: got company, gotta go. later, people!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Awww man!
I only have a tin foil trilby :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I only have a tinfoil bicorn :(
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# A Tinfoil Bike Horn?
Well that won't work very well will it!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *groan* stop pedalling these puns.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I'm growing tyred of all these puns
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# that was wheely bad
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# You spoke too soon....
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# b3ta seems to be a hub for pun makers
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# It is the world greatest
seat of learning for puns.

(handle)Bar none!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# keep going like that and I'll give you one up the bottom bracket!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# you're going to ride these for all they are worth aren't you
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I thought we wouldn't argue,
and instead we'd all just Raleigh around. Oh well, I guess I am for the Chopper.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Well stop steering me towards them!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Upset them please
I do enjoy watch them flounce at each other, almost as much a I enjoy watching Chinese people arguing
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:22, archived)
# I haven't flounced at another Scientist for ages.
Or if I have, I don't remember it.*
*disclaimer added in case someone spazzes back and finds incriminating evidence
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:24, archived)
# Another good one to watch is when academics start flouncing at each other
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:25, archived)
# Pfft!
Have you seen Better off Ted? There are a couple of great scientists in that :D
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# I'd never even heard of it until now
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# *handbags*
take that you mathematically uncooth scientist.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# Eat calculator, you theoretical freak
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# learn perturbation analysis instead of setting things to zero simply because they are inconvenient!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Right, that's it. I'm going to beat you to within an inch of your life.
note that due to my various assumptions, primarily that you are spherical and composed purely of water, I calculate my error bars to be +-2 inches with a z-value of 2.
Best of luck.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Don't even think about it you swine,
or I'll differentiate you with respect to a variable you don't depend on!
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I'm here to flounce and chew bubblegum.
And I'm all out of gum.
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# hello lovely
How are you?
(, Sun 3 May 2009, 13:15, archived)