what a pityhis mouth is at the right height for oral self-pleasure, yet he seems to have no cock. what he does have is lots of underarm hair, which is unfortunately placed to afford maximum b.o whiffage to his nostrils.
such things would make me so angry that i'd want to take over the universe, too.
(such things would make me so angry that i'd want to take over the universe, too.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 May 2009, 0:33,
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As he's already a giant cunt,having a cock would make him a hermaphrodite.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm,
Mon 4 May 2009, 0:38,
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this would be goodas he would then be able to go fuck himself and would have no reason to leave his house.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 4 May 2009, 0:45,
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