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# cock lighthouse you say?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:12, archived)
# and his foot looks like a seaworthy Steg hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
# your other pictures on your website are brilliant mate,i especially like the 3 kids in monster costumes
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:20, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# hahaha!
In my teenage years, I briefly went out with a girl whose surname was Whitehouse.
The song I wrote for her, using a similar (ie identical) simile, unfortunately put an unexpected row of nails in the coffin.

I really thought she'd love it, but she was horrified!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:24, archived)
# not a fan of penises AT ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:30, archived)
# Nor simple 12-bar blues, for that matter,
*EDIT* Her mum thought it was hilarious, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 5 May 2009, 1:45, archived)