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# goodness - aren't I a lucky boy
how are ya missus - we've no see ya around these parts for a wee while... you been trying to replace us with another board?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# As if I could.
Busy bee, I am. Lots of fingers in lots of pies, seeing men about dogs... Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# indecently so
... are you getting a dog? you should do (if you like them) I like dogs as long as they are someone else's so that I can play with them but don't have to feed them or look after them...

what's all this busyness about then? get someone else to do it - can't you see you're preggers and should be fed grapes and fanned with a leaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Already have a dog. He's a very lovely springer, His name is Snuppy :)
Busyness is because my house is a terrible mess and needs renovating before Bucket junior arrives. Poor Mr Bucket is too busy to fan me with leaves and feed me grapes. Want a job?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# springer spaniels are lovely
they're in my top 3 favourite dogs with Irish Wolf Hounds (which are great at looking after babies and get on very well with other dogs hint hint) and Border Collies. When I first knew Mrs UnderCover her family had a lovely collie called Finbar and he loved me, which is a big part of why I think Mrs UnderCover's dad thinks I'm brilliant - aside from that I am brilliant and I like to drink whisky and listen to jazz with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Finbar is a splendid name for a dog.
I like collies, but I fear they are cleverer than me. Next dog will either be another springer or a beagle. His name will be Fraser (as we can't use that for Bucket Jr, on account of her being a girl and all...)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# all I'm saying is
Fraser is a good name for an Irish Wolf Hound.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# and with a wolf hound
you needn't be concerned about wolves... whereas Spaniels are mostly only good for keeping the Round Heads away...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
I like the way your mind works. Wolf hound it is.

Although, there ARE a lot of Puritans around here...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:54, archived)