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# There's always one...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Arf!
Ning Ninj! How do?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
# Hiya Sushi!!
Where've tha bin lurkin smasher? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
# I started a work placement last week,
so wasn't around during the day.

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
nings ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Ning Stevie!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
# haha!
silly ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Hiya Yam!
Have we had any deliveries yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Good lord no! Not due til September, needs a bit more baking yet :D
How's Meg? Any more denim-related whoopsies?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Well...
...and I DO hope you're not eating? There I was this morning,
it's 2.30am and I'm in 'Slumberland', Meg makes the 'Daddy I want a wee and maybe a poo'
whimper. I go downstairs, quickly turn the light on to check for any nasty little surprises.
All clear, so It's light off. meg does a little squat and daddy thinks he's scooped her up in time.
I'm on the back patio with just shorts and flip-flops on. She has a very little wee and a No.2.
Back to 'Doggy Bedfordshire'. I put her in her basket and head for the fridge for a Lucozade
at which point I stand in 'Meg wee'. Yuk! i was wondering how long before that happened!
Still love her to bits though :)

Sorry Yam, I thought you were imminent and on stand by for the 'Little one's' arrival. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Erk! Meggy widdle!
Still, at least it's easily clean-up-able :D

Was getting excited about scans rather than arrival, can finally start planning stuff now :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:29, archived)
# Bless!
Hope all goes well for you all. Is it you first? *Plans welcome Ickle Bucket post* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Second. Pic in my profile :)
Ickle Bucket posts will be brilliant! I'm thinking of being cheeky and asking for decorative donations for her nursery :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:42, archived)
# Of course!!
*Slaps self on back of head* I have seen him before, right little cutie! Bless :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:47, archived)
# No kids then?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 6 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Tee hee!
His flies are coming down.
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
# there's always at least 1
more ning everyone one, ningles ninj
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Mornin Prof!
You find and indeed 'dandy' sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:05, archived)
# fine fair fettle and no mistake
... counting down the days until I'm off on mi hols

... about 30 I think
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# hello prof
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:06, archived)
# sup yo
*busts a move*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Hello Prof :) *smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:08, archived)
# goodness - aren't I a lucky boy
how are ya missus - we've no see ya around these parts for a wee while... you been trying to replace us with another board?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:09, archived)
# As if I could.
Busy bee, I am. Lots of fingers in lots of pies, seeing men about dogs... Are you well?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:11, archived)
# indecently so
... are you getting a dog? you should do (if you like them) I like dogs as long as they are someone else's so that I can play with them but don't have to feed them or look after them...

what's all this busyness about then? get someone else to do it - can't you see you're preggers and should be fed grapes and fanned with a leaf?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Already have a dog. He's a very lovely springer, His name is Snuppy :)
Busyness is because my house is a terrible mess and needs renovating before Bucket junior arrives. Poor Mr Bucket is too busy to fan me with leaves and feed me grapes. Want a job?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# springer spaniels are lovely
they're in my top 3 favourite dogs with Irish Wolf Hounds (which are great at looking after babies and get on very well with other dogs hint hint) and Border Collies. When I first knew Mrs UnderCover her family had a lovely collie called Finbar and he loved me, which is a big part of why I think Mrs UnderCover's dad thinks I'm brilliant - aside from that I am brilliant and I like to drink whisky and listen to jazz with him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:30, archived)
# Finbar is a splendid name for a dog.
I like collies, but I fear they are cleverer than me. Next dog will either be another springer or a beagle. His name will be Fraser (as we can't use that for Bucket Jr, on account of her being a girl and all...)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:33, archived)
# all I'm saying is
Fraser is a good name for an Irish Wolf Hound.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:37, archived)
# and with a wolf hound
you needn't be concerned about wolves... whereas Spaniels are mostly only good for keeping the Round Heads away...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:49, archived)
# :D
I like the way your mind works. Wolf hound it is.

Although, there ARE a lot of Puritans around here...
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:54, archived)
# ningles Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Steven
*manly handshake*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:20, archived)
# do those flying pants have a zip
to make them crotchless?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:07, archived)
# just me then
... looking at that guys crotch
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:21, archived)
# thinkning it looks
like a teddy bear's vagina
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:25, archived)
# I'll be quiet
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 6 May 2009, 10:34, archived)