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# I'm not going to!
I have shouted at some though, I thought they were voice activated robots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# As part of your legal team,
I'm going to have to insist you come up with a better defence than "I thought they were voice activated robots', Ms Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# But I did! They were being very still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It just won't play to the jury! I quit!
*joke about suggesting you look for new briefs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I've got ROBOT knickers on, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# made of tinfoil?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# No, green and white stripy
with robots printed on the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Geekpance
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# You're damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Robot Knickers?
What is this madness?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# \o/ YES!
*bought three pairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Well, this all sounds very right and proper.
You may have 18 points.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# :D why thank you!
I'm going out for a cigarette now. In my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# What are these points?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Firm and perky, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# 18?
Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That beats even the woman in Total Recall!
It's win-win

win-win-win-win-win-win (cont. p94)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They are like green Shield Stamps.
Only less stamp-y. Or green.

Or having anything to do with Sheilds, either.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Just the standard "bored office worker sex bore" drone.
Ignore it, JPG. The Cap'n isn't gonna put out, she's just gonna blah blah blah to any pathetically wide-eyed sap who's prepared to listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *buys popcorn*
*gets seat near the front*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm still going for a cigarette
it's more important.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# What'd we do without you, F?
*is a wide-eyed sap*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# What's up today, chap?
You're being a tad bullish, shall we say?

I'm very lucky to be able to call her a IRL friend, but Robot Knickers always to be enquired about, don't ya think?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# What's it like to have one of those IRL friends?
People that I used to call friends never want to do anything any more. When I go to visit they sit and play WoW because raiding with 24 strangers is more important than someone they have known for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# In the case of young Ms Wow,
It's a delight....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks, pet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
Sometimes I do miss having real friends :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm swivel-eyed on sleep deprivation, antidepressants and booze,
and I'm looking for some cheap kicks without actually having to be in the same room as another human being.

And you haven't posted a freehand doodle for HOURS now, Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# c'mere, you....
*manhugs*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Well get to fuck if you think you're getting your fucking kicks from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Already have, bored call centre dood!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Seriously, what's your problem?
or is it just the depressed binge drinking yawn thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The latter, Cap'n.
And I won't continue to nip you if you don't find it fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I find it fucking annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# And it's ceased.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)