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# Rhinocecirrel
Introducing the Rhinocecirrel

meh
(Las Tonterias with a hint of cervical mothballs, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:26, archived)
# awwwww!
If you shaved a Capibara's head, it'd probably look like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:27, archived)
# *phones RSPCA*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:28, archived)
# I'm not going to!
I have shouted at some though, I thought they were voice activated robots.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# As part of your legal team,
I'm going to have to insist you come up with a better defence than "I thought they were voice activated robots', Ms Wow.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# But I did! They were being very still.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# It just won't play to the jury! I quit!
*joke about suggesting you look for new briefs*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:33, archived)
# I've got ROBOT knickers on, JPG.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:35, archived)
# made of tinfoil?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# No, green and white stripy
with robots printed on the bum.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Geekpance
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# You're damn right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# Robot Knickers?
What is this madness?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# \o/ YES!
*bought three pairs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Well, this all sounds very right and proper.
You may have 18 points.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# :D why thank you!
I'm going out for a cigarette now. In my pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:40, archived)
# What are these points?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# Firm and perky, hopefully
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# 18?
Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:47, archived)
# That beats even the woman in Total Recall!
It's win-win

win-win-win-win-win-win (cont. p94)
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# They are like green Shield Stamps.
Only less stamp-y. Or green.

Or having anything to do with Sheilds, either.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# Just the standard "bored office worker sex bore" drone.
Ignore it, JPG. The Cap'n isn't gonna put out, she's just gonna blah blah blah to any pathetically wide-eyed sap who's prepared to listen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *buys popcorn*
*gets seat near the front*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I'm still going for a cigarette
it's more important.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# What'd we do without you, F?
*is a wide-eyed sap*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# What's up today, chap?
You're being a tad bullish, shall we say?

I'm very lucky to be able to call her a IRL friend, but Robot Knickers always to be enquired about, don't ya think?

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:45, archived)
# What's it like to have one of those IRL friends?
People that I used to call friends never want to do anything any more. When I go to visit they sit and play WoW because raiding with 24 strangers is more important than someone they have known for years...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# In the case of young Ms Wow,
It's a delight....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Thanks, pet :)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# :D
Sometimes I do miss having real friends :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:57, archived)
# I'm swivel-eyed on sleep deprivation, antidepressants and booze,
and I'm looking for some cheap kicks without actually having to be in the same room as another human being.

And you haven't posted a freehand doodle for HOURS now, Mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:52, archived)
# c'mere, you....
*manhugs*

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Well get to fuck if you think you're getting your fucking kicks from me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Already have, bored call centre dood!
x
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Seriously, what's your problem?
or is it just the depressed binge drinking yawn thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:58, archived)
# The latter, Cap'n.
And I won't continue to nip you if you don't find it fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I find it fucking annoying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:04, archived)
# And it's ceased.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:09, archived)
# ssssh! you've startled him
woo
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *Insert size of his nuts joke here*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:29, archived)
# you should give him a horn
...or something
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:31, archived)
# He looks really scared, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:32, archived)
# wuuurgh!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:34, archived)
# which reminds me
I've just taken possession of about a hundred tadpoles!

I haven't collected them since I was a kid, which of course in those pre-google days meant they all died rather horrid deaths

I shall be feeding them lettuce and liver until they are the size of cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!
train the resulting swarm of frogs to rob banks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Yes!
*starts knitting frog balaclavas*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# aw
I got stick insects this weekend, and have just heard that their former home has since been overrun by ants and all their relatives brutally killed :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# sounds like some kind of uprising!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ants are very territorial I think
and the presence of a growing colony of stick insects in the kitchen must have upset them a bit

I only mention this because I wanted some of the tadpoles as well but they were hiding under the pondweed. Either that or the sticklebacks have eaten them all :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# where is all this happening? Tarzan's treehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha
emvee's crucible of life
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# my mom's apparently ordinary house in the West Midlands
I haven't even got onto the pigeons and the birds of prey (sparrowhawks, maybe?) that evicerate them on the lawn yet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# is it like that scene in Ace Ventura where all the animals rise out of various household appliances and gather round?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# a bit
she's a teacher so there's always the school rabbit/fish/snails/insects/tadpoles around...my sister's just as bad, she's got the school chickens at the moment (in addition to two cats, one pregnant, plus hamsters and god know what else)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# haha
this is all in order!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# wouldn't have it any other way
...but damn those chickens look tasty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# do you mean that in a sexy way?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)
# hahahahah! top 'shop!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# hehe!
are they being driven out by white Rhinocecirrels?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# What some of you young people fail to grasp is that there is, in fact, a god.
But His name is not "God", it's "Cyrille Regis".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# and you should know
you've followed a few
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# aw....
look at his ickle face...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:40, archived)