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# which reminds me
I've just taken possession of about a hundred tadpoles!

I haven't collected them since I was a kid, which of course in those pre-google days meant they all died rather horrid deaths

I shall be feeding them lettuce and liver until they are the size of cats!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:36, archived)
# Yay!
train the resulting swarm of frogs to rob banks
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:37, archived)
# Yes!
*starts knitting frog balaclavas*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# aw
I got stick insects this weekend, and have just heard that their former home has since been overrun by ants and all their relatives brutally killed :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:38, archived)
# sounds like some kind of uprising!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:39, archived)
# ants are very territorial I think
and the presence of a growing colony of stick insects in the kitchen must have upset them a bit

I only mention this because I wanted some of the tadpoles as well but they were hiding under the pondweed. Either that or the sticklebacks have eaten them all :/
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:41, archived)
# where is all this happening? Tarzan's treehouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:42, archived)
# haha
emvee's crucible of life
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# my mom's apparently ordinary house in the West Midlands
I haven't even got onto the pigeons and the birds of prey (sparrowhawks, maybe?) that evicerate them on the lawn yet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:44, archived)
# is it like that scene in Ace Ventura where all the animals rise out of various household appliances and gather round?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:46, archived)
# a bit
she's a teacher so there's always the school rabbit/fish/snails/insects/tadpoles around...my sister's just as bad, she's got the school chickens at the moment (in addition to two cats, one pregnant, plus hamsters and god know what else)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:49, archived)
# haha
this is all in order!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 11:50, archived)
# wouldn't have it any other way
...but damn those chickens look tasty
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 7 May 2009, 11:54, archived)
# do you mean that in a sexy way?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:13, archived)