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# If anything the beard is the source of all power.
If you can get it to grow into one feature with your hair then it powers up like the deathstar and fires a laserbeam out your nose.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# I think I love you
Beardy men are the BEST
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# Except trampy beards.
Trampy beards are a bit eeehhh.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# What's a trampy beard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# You know, the ones that are all manky and have birds living in them
And are grey and bedraggled and smell
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# :S
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# One with a shape shaved into it
I think I'm confused about the definition of 'berad'

And 'trampy'
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Deep breaths, Scarry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# This kind of thick unkempt beard that combined with long hair makes you look like a tramp (and about ten years older)

twitpic.com/47nll/full
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Or a member of a thrash band
which you don't want to hear my opinions about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# They have tramps fronting thrash bands?
That would be quite cool to go see a band and there being a manky dog tied by a bit of rope to the microphone stand.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)