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# *ahem*
'You know what the fellow said—in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.'
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and a shitload of Nazi gold
wait...a Nazi cuckoo clock made of gold - a little shiny Hitler pops out and says ZE TIME ISS! NOW! IT ISS OCKSENKOPFZEIT! JA!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Bullock's head time
my favourite time!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha - Billy Bleach...
Then there was this lad from down Hackney way, his mother was Iranian, his dad was Russian and he was born in Switzerland, you could tell him a mile off, he was always shuffling along ten yards behind the rest of the family wearing a yashmak and drinking vodka from a cuckoo clock. Course there was this kid at school, his mother was French and his father was a German he was a complete cunt!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)