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# Don't be fooled by his eyebrow moves

He's actually happy !
Why ? He always wins at XTreme Hide and Seek, bloodbath edition
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:34, archived)
# He is a nice character.
Sorry, important threadjack:

The oreo biscuit...

Mini poll bar
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(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:42, archived)
# It's no Bourbon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# *salutes the Bourbon*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# Revolutionary biscuits of Italy, rise up out of your box. You have nothing to lose but your wafers.
Yum yum yum yum yum.

Has just rememeber Bourbon was french, but it was still from the same sketch anyway!
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# you are thinking of Garibaldis
dead flies, but yummy dead flies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# That'll be your Peak Freans Trotsky Assortment
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# haha
a box full of pink wafers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
#
A glass of Bourbon
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# It's not
At best it's an immigrant biscuit
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# coming over herw
nicking our tea
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# British biscuits for British tea!
Or maybe the other way, neither really makes sense.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# abomination as are most US 'sweets'
hydrogenated horse-spunk
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:44, archived)
# A country singularly unable to make Chocolate.
Worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# ^ this with lots of added this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# it could be why they are war-mongerers
the Swiss - excellent chocolate and all they do is steal plundered possessions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# *ahem*
"You know what the fellow said—in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.
In Switzerland, they had brotherly love, they had five hundred years of democracy and peace—and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# and a shitload of Nazi gold
wait...a Nazi cuckoo clock made of gold - a little shiny Hitler pops out and says ZE TIME ISS! NOW! IT ISS OCKSENKOPFZEIT! JA!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Bullock's head time
my favourite time!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# haha - Billy Bleach...
Then there was this lad from down Hackney way, his mother was Iranian, his dad was Russian and he was born in Switzerland, you could tell him a mile off, he was always shuffling along ten yards behind the rest of the family wearing a yashmak and drinking vodka from a cuckoo clock. Course there was this kid at school, his mother was French and his father was a German he was a complete cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# oh this
Hersey's?

Shitsey's more like!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# I've never met anyone who likes them
and everybody who goes to the US on holiday always brings them back for the office.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# they can't make a car that goes round corners
how can we expect them to have mastered something as important as chocolate?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# "Candy"
is an automatic indication it will be bad
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:45, archived)
# One a scale of 1 to 10 of awfulness
(1 being warm freshly basked bread and 11 being Battenberg)
The Oreo comes in at 9.5
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# Arf
Battenberg really is b3ta's marmite
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# you are treading a thin line here Archie!
and I'm not talking about Oreos!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:49, archived)
# WHAT
what's this? Battenberg horrible?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# You know it, I know it, but the world refuses to see it
Wake up Sheeple!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# All true.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# it's not about the taste...which is shite
it's about the beauty of its form that makes it the princess of cakes
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# yes, battenberg is horrible. it's coated in marzipan. My ejaculate tastes nicer.
and before you ask, yes I have.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# you two need to go to a weirdos convention
on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I don't mind the marzipan so much
It's the gunk between the near-miraculously dry cake and the marzipan that gets me.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# You dunked your oreos in it, didn't you
It's COW milk you use, not man milk
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I don't ever recall eating an oreo.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:54, archived)
# abomination unto Nuggan
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hahahaha!
*wonders how many people will get the joke*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# not me, i totally failed to hit it off with some bird obsessed with pratchett.
I mean let's face it, I'm a hitchhiker's man.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:50, archived)
# heheheh
pratchett is ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# I dislike pratchett for the two obvious reasons provided, despite never reading any of his work
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:53, archived)
# you should give him a try
i recommend lords and ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)
# No, go for 'Mort' first.
Or one of the Guards ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:58, archived)
# humph.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:59, archived)
# i've got an autographed copy of feet of clay
just finished re-reading it. might re-read the truth next.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I thought you were a froopy dude
Nice towel, by the way
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# it's hoopy frood (chapter 3, page 25 on my edition)
/needless pedancy :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:57, archived)
# pedantry
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# you can also pick me up for:
not specifying edition
and
the phrase 'on my edition'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:05, archived)
# You passed the test!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# I know where my towel is :)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 14:06, archived)
# *genuflects in your general direction*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# boo?
this is quite a nice pic and deserves more attention than a pissing contest over a biscuit
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 7 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Yeah, apologies for that, I thought I'd let DEMOCRACY solve a debate
Some top facial animation, woo.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Thu 7 May 2009, 13:55, archived)