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# IS EVERYONE ALRIGHT?
SOMEONE DO A HEADCOUNT
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:58, archived)
# \o.
I'm here.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# *counts Headwound twice*
Darn it, I'll have to start again...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# it IS a bad headwound isn't it
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# Pretty bad, sir....
*drools cranial fluid*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# field canteen all set up is it Gruntfuttock
very good
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# And *********'s digging the latrines, yes sir.
I relented at the last moment...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# Courtesy of Rev Jesse...
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# you've got red on you
have you had a haircut?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# I've watched too much Dexter.
The blood splatter is wrong.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# It's the lurkers I worry about
they are always so quiet you can never tell if they are injured.

LURKERS - REPORT FOR DUTY HERE!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:00, archived)
# *salutes*
sahh!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:01, archived)
# oh thank god!
where's the rest of them?

You get a field promotion for this soldier! Sergeant Weaver!

(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)
# they tried to desert
so naturally i executed them with the only item i had on my person, my fountain pen, the nib's a bit damaged now :(
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:05, archived)
# *awards lots and lots of stripes*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:06, archived)
# *is given a pair of pajamas*
what the hell?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)
# TALLY HO!
*rides off on a giant cockerel*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:08, archived)
# dibs on the corpse(s)
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)
# alright, but leave some for the other men
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# SAH!
*salutes*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:09, archived)
# put some clothes on Nutmeat
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, archived)
# Sorry Cap'n
I thought it was naked Thursday
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Stands to attention
*gets funny looks at work*
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:26, archived)