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# silly maiden!
sharx do not eat tinned tunas, they eat the real swimmy ones!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:03, archived)
# Sharks do not have tin openers then?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# no
their fins are too small, they'd have the tin in one fin, the tin opener in the other, but the two would never meet. it's quite sad, really.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:06, archived)
# They should invest in an electric tin opener
you know the one with the magnetic thingy that holds the can whilst it's being opened.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:10, archived)
# ah, yes
but electrical gadgets in salt water? that's just asking for trouble!
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:12, archived)
# Ah yes this is true I didn't think this through
perhaps the sharks could move to into a house or something you know on dry land?
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:14, archived)
# maybe they could hire someone
to open the tins for them, then dump the tuna into their open mouths. there are plenty of sunken ships down there, so treasure is abundant, the sharks would have no trouble paying.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:19, archived)
# They would if they could use a tin opener
but their opposable thumbs make it impossible.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:05, archived)
# most tuna is dolphin friendly
sharks are not.
nor am i.
(, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:08, archived)