tickle me elmo says no means NO!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32,
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tickle me elmo can take my cock up his arse. stupid little ranga shit.
he is made largely of fluff.your bellend will get dried out and chafed. also, your foreskin will get bits of red elmo fuzz stuck under it.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:38,
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that's not really any different to getting bits of toilet paper stuck under it.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww*flasbacks*
*bokes*
*represses*
(*bokes*
*represses*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:40,
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you know i've often wondered why someone wouldn't just try ducking off to the dunnybefore bumping uglies, whip percy out and give it a quick rinse in the sink.
(,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:43,
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because he's a fucking ming. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47,
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i truly belive that i would be better off being an inconsiderate arsehole
you wouldit's been 14 years, he still hasn't got another girlfriend
*shudders*
(*shudders*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01,
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at least you could pay for ithe's penniless
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 13:16,
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act like a cuntyou're bound to get needy women.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 13:20,
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C is also for collusion
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33,
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hahahahis expression says "oh my god what have i done"
( inexpressible started a joke on,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37,
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to meit says "i'm glad i did it, i'll do it to you, too, if you want me to. do you? do you want me to?"
or maybe that's just me.
(or maybe that's just me.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 8 May 2009, 12:40,
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