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# brought to you by the letters c,u,n and t
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Hahaha!
Wonderful!
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:30, archived)
# nicely
have a click!
(I helped save b3ta! theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# lovely :)

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# tickle me elmo says no means NO!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# tickle me elmo can take my cock up his arse. stupid little ranga shit.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# he is made largely of fluff.
your bellend will get dried out and chafed. also, your foreskin will get bits of red elmo fuzz stuck under it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:38, archived)
# that's not really any different to getting bits of toilet paper stuck under it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww
*flasbacks*
*bokes*
*represses*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# you know i've often wondered why someone wouldn't just try ducking off to the dunny
before bumping uglies, whip percy out and give it a quick rinse in the sink.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# because he's a fucking ming.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# i truly belive that i would be better off being an inconsiderate arsehole
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# you would
it's been 14 years, he still hasn't got another girlfriend
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# stop referencing my fate. I don't like the idea.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# at least you could pay for it
he's penniless
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:16, archived)
# i have a moral objection to paying for sex.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:18, archived)
# act like a cunt
you're bound to get needy women.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:20, archived)
# C is also for collusion
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# hahaha
his expression says "oh my god what have i done"
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# to me
it says "i'm glad i did it, i'll do it to you, too, if you want me to. do you? do you want me to?"

or maybe that's just me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# to you
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# chucklelol
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# It's only when you don't give him cookies laced with sedatives.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:31, archived)
# please, please, PLEASE
tell me he's just killed mr. snuffaluffagus!
i fucking hate that big, stupid, furry, long-eyelashed invisible-to-everyone-but-big-bird pansy!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Snuff Snuff Movie?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# Bert?
Ernie?
Big Bird?

Noooooooo!

excellent stuff....
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:32, archived)
# It's having someone's hand up their arse that
drives all them muppets nuts in the end.

TJ: Was Big Bird a woman? I always thought he was a man.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
# was it? it doesn't make it sexier. except maybe the thought it was menstrating in the suit.
...
anyone got any ideas to alleviate my bitterness?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:36, archived)
# get laid
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# ah this old chestnut, ah well here's the normal question: how?
and second, it probably won't help anyway.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hmmm...
I have done some research, and the character is supposed to be male:
www.muppetcentral.com/news/2003/022103.shtml

Not exactly a strong male role model though, is she? I mean he.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# even at a young age I thought he was just gay
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# It was a man - called Carroll
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# now I'm really confused.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# i could only see c is for... and the subject
I thought it was going to be a catnipppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp post
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 8 May 2009, 12:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Hahaha
he seems to show no remorse - throw the book at him!
(SirJonDangerous and his pony-sized bumblebee, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:37, archived)
# :D Brilliant. Simply Lovely, sir.
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:39, archived)
# Millie's are out of cookies?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# hahahahhahahahahahah!
aweesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:40, archived)
# You called?
Woo!
(Frogb3at, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# You know the Cookie Monster was one of the people behind 911 right?
It says so on the Icke forum....

TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# hey Catni.... oh, it's you 'Sushi!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Did you see the link to it the otehr day?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:52, archived)
# no.................................. *tilts head quizzically*
Edit: I've seen the link ^that-a-way^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# excellent
awaits M for Moider with anticipation
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 May 2009, 12:50, archived)