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I like beef, because I like mincing round the house

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I like matches because I like matching the house

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Ttssattsr, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

I like shovels because I enjoy digging dungeons under my house

(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:14, archived)

i like sex because it's fucking good

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

I like snakes because I like them being on a plane

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

I like squatting because I like your house

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

i just like horses

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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:15, archived)

of course horses, that goes without saying

horses, and the viaduct

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

i'm more of a llama and aquecuct fan myself

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:19, archived)

and to think they went with zebra crossing

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:20, archived)

i know

what do zebras know of busy high streets? is there a large chance of schoolchildren being hit by a runaway removals van on the african veldt?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:28, archived)

depends who's driving

that's why ocelots can't get insurance

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twig Save 6 Music, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:33, archived)