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[challenge entry] you're all cock-faced, self-obsessed malignent specimens of ultimate failery
oh, crap, freudian slip... i meant to say, 'hi folks, how's you?'
righty then, what's a twitter, and can it be milked?

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(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Hey everyone I also have an entry for the competition. I found something else that rhymes with twitter


i did put a bit of effort in honest
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:47, archived)
# more than i did
well done. you have won
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# This wasn't meant to be a dig at yours bytheway
I was just waiting for a twitter post to whack it in.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# i know you weren't having a dig
but if you were, i'd probably agree. infact, yes, you should have a dig, because it's utter shite.
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# *titters*
it's a lame compo is that:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# This is my favourite entry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 8 May 2009, 21:02, archived)
# Top shop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# Sod that!
I just found a white nose hair!!!


*weeps*


EDIT: I just realised that finding one was not the worst thing. Getting to the stage of pulling nose hairs out is far worse!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# ooh!
I'm not there yet although my stubble is showing white hairs when just a day old.

I'm dreading the first white pube
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# No white pubes yet
White chest hair is getting past the plucking stage. I may be a silverback but I can't tell. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:51, archived)
# I have some white hairs and a few grey pubes.
It's not so bad, just makes your scrotum look wiser.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Maybe we should all club togeather at the bash
and make a wig.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:54, archived)
# We can sell it to Mstandot.
And look down www.b3ta.com/board/9432115
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:55, archived)
# Any time after 12 is cool if you're staying here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:57, archived)
# Ah, splendid. I'll be along sometime 12-1ish probably.
Shall I bring booze and/or bbq fodder?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:59, archived)
# BBQ isn't til about 2 but those not helping should already be down teh pub.
DAMN! Three weeks to go!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:01, archived)
# I hate to break it to you, but
that's just REALLY thin snot!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# what, just one?
stihl saw + sandstone = all hair white

edit: i pull mine out regular. sure it hurts, and my eyes water, but it's better than walking round with a spider plant up each nostril
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 8 May 2009, 19:50, archived)
# And your nose ones?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 8 May 2009, 20:06, archived)