Here is my concept art of the bad guy
His name is blingo dukes, he is more evil than wolverine and makes wolverine turn good by showing him the folly of his ways.
The next time we see Blingo Bukes he is in his shed planning to cause a big catastrophe by repainting everyone's wheely bins the wrong colours. He is planning to hold the country at ransom by not revealing which bin is the recycle bin unless the government pay him 1 million pounds.
When we first see Blingo Dukes he is in the children's play area in the woods. He is playing on the swings which is not allowed as he is in his late 30's.
Wolverine is sqautting by a big conifer, he's taking a shit when he spots Blingo dukes and a massive fight takes place using really advanced CGI techniques. There are lots of explosions and millions of people die. But Blingo escapes into a nearby shopping centre.
Big Bad Wolf Dude follows him
but he has to run back into the woods because he's been living on peperami's (the really hot ones) and he's drunk 10 cans of tennents super because he's hard.
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 3:34,
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Later we cut to a sleazy barbig bad wolf thing is sat there with a hip flask full of a super snakebite which he made by mixing a bottle of apple schnapps and 3 cans of tennants super.
He asks the barman for another absynth. The barman turns to him and says "you won't find the answers down at the bottom of a bottle of absynth, you need to pick your life back on track"
"But barman, woof woof bark woof woof, I've just killed a million people while trying to protect those swings and I've been gifted with all these powers but I find the burden of this power too much" said the wolf type guy
"Have no fear mr wolfman for I am no ordinary barman" says the not ordinary barman guy. "follow me"
He then takes this wolf guy down the stairs to his secret underground basement. "Meet my friends they are all as gifted as you"
(He asks the barman for another absynth. The barman turns to him and says "you won't find the answers down at the bottom of a bottle of absynth, you need to pick your life back on track"
"But barman, woof woof bark woof woof, I've just killed a million people while trying to protect those swings and I've been gifted with all these powers but I find the burden of this power too much" said the wolf type guy
"Have no fear mr wolfman for I am no ordinary barman" says the not ordinary barman guy. "follow me"
He then takes this wolf guy down the stairs to his secret underground basement. "Meet my friends they are all as gifted as you"
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 3:39,
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is there a love interesti want to hear about the love scene
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 9 May 2009, 3:54,
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Yeah but it's a gay love scene as wolfman dude likes the bumI'm just getting to that bit
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:03,
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Here are the other heros
This is Tooth Guy says the barman.
and this is superpooper. He has IBS and shits 8 times a day
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:02,
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The big bad wolf dude is unimpressed"Hey superpooper I bet you can't eat as many of those really hot peperamis as I can" Says the wolf type guy.
"Well of course not, they play hell with my piles, but big tooth guy can eat 30 of them" Says superpooper on his way to the lav.
Big Bad wolf dude and tooth guy's eyes meet with a lust unknown in super hero history.
"Gee That's mighty impressive tooth dude" says the big bad wolf dude "that's 2 more than I can handle"
"Tooth man chomp" says toothman and they kiss long and passionately, even with his strange 3 foot tooth, tooth guy is an incredible kisser. And they go at it like a pair of ferrets in a trouser leg
("Well of course not, they play hell with my piles, but big tooth guy can eat 30 of them" Says superpooper on his way to the lav.
Big Bad wolf dude and tooth guy's eyes meet with a lust unknown in super hero history.
"Gee That's mighty impressive tooth dude" says the big bad wolf dude "that's 2 more than I can handle"
"Tooth man chomp" says toothman and they kiss long and passionately, even with his strange 3 foot tooth, tooth guy is an incredible kisser. And they go at it like a pair of ferrets in a trouser leg
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:10,
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After 3 hours of dry humping our heros go for the final battle with Blingo DukesBlingo is on the swings and Big bad wolf dude pounces on him holding him firmly on the ground. superpooper then shits on his face, and big tooth guy starts wanking all over the really big shit.
Blingo suphocates and victory is assured. Our new team of super heros then walk off into the sunset holding hands because they are all gay.
(Blingo suphocates and victory is assured. Our new team of super heros then walk off into the sunset holding hands because they are all gay.
mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:18,
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There's always room for a little bit of arson.Plus, if the barman is one of those jerks who knows every fact on earth, he should be placed on a spike while everyone has martinis around him as he dies.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 9 May 2009, 4:39,
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