Are you suggesting his holiness often receives oral sex from cardinals while doing DIY, and insists they keep their hats on?
To hull.
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zoldergoose,
Sun 10 May 2009, 14:57,
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how rude!
he's obviously just innocently giving his sunday roast potatoes a final shiggling to get them nice and crispy whilst wearing his papal oven glove
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cakeburglar still bored with Freebase,
Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02,
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Or it could be his vast, clothed popal penis.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 10 May 2009, 15:25,
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