It's the staff of life.
In the north, babies are weaned in a complicated system that involves slipping noisily from a distended vagina and suckling on a teat of best beer within 30 seconds. Any delay in this process can severely inhibit the child's development and in rare cases can result in the child growing up to be a shirtlifter, or worse, Southern!
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Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03,
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haha.
Don't hold it against us. It's not my fault you are born into a race of effeminates with speech impediments.
Some people are born lucky and some people are southern. c'est la vie!
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Sun 10 May 2009, 16:15,
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Some people are born lucky and some people are southern. c'est la vie!