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# I want this mixing desk.


It's relatively less complicated than the older model, and is powered by coal.

(be nice its me first photoshop)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# Can it be milked?
Hoorah
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# I sure hope so!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# it produces something similar to milk.
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# beer?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:50, archived)
# mmmmm....beer
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:57, archived)
# It's the staff of life.
In the north, babies are weaned in a complicated system that involves slipping noisily from a distended vagina and suckling on a teat of best beer within 30 seconds. Any delay in this process can severely inhibit the child's development and in rare cases can result in the child growing up to be a shirtlifter, or worse, Southern!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:03, archived)
# >:(
Fuckin' northerners
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:11, archived)
# haha.
Don't hold it against us. It's not my fault you are born into a race of effeminates with speech impediments.
Some people are born lucky and some people are southern. c'est la vie!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:15, archived)
# Haha, yet you just wrote french, which is closer to the south :D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:22, archived)
# That's called education,
young troglodyte ;)
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:36, archived)
# I don't know how to work it,
but by the Power of Greyskull I want one!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:43, archived)
# Hooray!
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:55, archived)
# i object
i lived in swindon for three years, and it was very yokel at certain times. i think west of wantage would be more inclusive.

:D
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
# HOW DID YOU GET OUT?!!!
15 YEARS AND COUNTING D:
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
# believe it or not,
i went to university there!

BA(Hons) Packaging Design.

good old regents circus, foxys, savoy, desperate and divorced..... those were, erm, days.

sleeping in the middle of the magic roundabout was good though
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 17:30, archived)
# is that the large hadron colliderscope?
(, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:56, archived)