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# I'm a ruthless killing machine until I get my coffee
tea, whilst undeniably pleasant, still leaves me with a hankering for murder
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Tea pwns coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:48, archived)
# Wow, hand me my arse kicking boots
they're the ones that say "Born To Be Wired"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:50, archived)
# Coffee shits in the tea jar when you're out
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:51, archived)
# FUCK YOU ALL CUNTS
I like coffee too, as it goes. I'm just being needlessly inflammatory. And tea's free at work. And I'm a cheapskate bastard.

Actually, coffee is free too. It just tastes like ground up bison nutsack.

YES I'VE TASTED IT GROUND UP BISON NUTSACK IT TASTED OF THE FUTURE OF HOT BEVERAGES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 10:55, archived)
# do they do it in decaf?
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:23, archived)
# Absolutely not. They do it in 'caf' and 'ultra-caf', whereby a syringe is provided for that ultimate hit.
Better than sex, Rents.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 12 May 2009, 11:45, archived)