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# your man?
what are you, some kind of gaymosexual?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:43, archived)
# I do dig men, if that's what you mean
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9439794
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# I think it might be one of those odd people without a willy.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:44, archived)
# a girl? on the internet?
don't be so preposterous.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# there's plenty of them, I was looking at pictures of them earlier.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:46, archived)
# those are all shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# nah, they are real, just pumped up with silicon innit :)
like big bags of chips :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Can't all live up to expectations.

I'd rather hang out here drawing potentially offensive images and shopping vulgar humor than spend time around a bunch of giggling girls gabbering about gorgeous guys.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:49, archived)
# are you sure you're not a 44 year old trucker called Dave?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Sorry, mate
Gotta get your trucker fetish satisfied elsewhere.

(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=trucker+dave

also, cor.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# We're all truckers named Dave really.
Some of us just haven't accepted it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# That you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Unfortunately.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# unwise I speak from experience
www.b3ta.com/board/8559810
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# ^ yeah what he said
don't put your picture on b3ta, "things" happen to it :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# or alternatively, do, it's great fun
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# I don't think anyone's managed to abuse my photo yet
mainly because it could be of almost anyone :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Exhibit B, Mstandot not long ago...
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# "Your honour, I had no idea she was a lybian"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I recall the first time I was shopped it got FP'd
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# *shrug*
It's all a question of humor. I've been watching the boards for numerous years and seen the horrors. Yet I joined. Either I'm brain-dead or couldn't care less. LOL
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:08, archived)
# it's just another subtly disguised Dave
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Damn...
GOT to get better with the makeup.... It is SO hard being a drag queen. *sniff*
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# *panderfawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Well, you're cute so that's a good thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Hmm
Lets see what we have under this darkness...
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Tue 12 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Ugh.
Much better WITH the darkness, thanks.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# One should not shy away from the light
for you look better IMO
(NeoThermic Mon 9 Apr, 22:49, Fri 13 Apr, 16:28, Wed 19 May, Wed 13 May 2009, 18:13, archived)
# Think you might be right LOL
Sorry to disappoint ^_^
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:45, archived)
# women cause me a lot of problems. I don't like that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:47, archived)
# hahah
women don't cause you any problems at all

technically...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# I hear kebab has ninety nine problems in total, but he doesn't consider a woman to be one of them.
But not in those words.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# he is a mathematician after all, hewill have an exact quantified number of problems
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# No, I just know they have a non zero lower bound.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# pendant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# And to think, people were being nice about your images without even knowing that.
Speaks volumes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:48, archived)
# Hahaha
Never know with this crowd. Was quite curious, though. Half the time if I don't mention gender no one guesses. I don't think like most women. (I blame my father. A taxidermist with a dark sense of humor. He was of the type to use an antelope carcass for ventriloquism)
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 12:51, archived)
# as long as that's all he used it for
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha
category: "Happy Childhood Memories"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Believe it or not...
One of my happy childhood memories involves dad chasing my sister around with a deer's eyeball. I couldn't breathe by the time she dove under a table to escape.
(AimlessMess wants to be an archeological conundrum someday., Tue 12 May 2009, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm sure you'll fit right in here :)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 12 May 2009, 13:15, archived)
# HaHaHaHa! ^This^
Watch the positive comments multiply now!..
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Tue 12 May 2009, 12:52, archived)