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# Fat poople
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# Should be hunted for sport
Chased across the green fields of England by riders on horseback.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:53, archived)
# SEND IN THE HATEFULL DOGS OF DREAD TO THE FAT POOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:54, archived)
#
L

*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# fat poope?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# No thanks I've just eaten.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Take some diet diarrhoea
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# I was thinking more Slimfast Slops.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:02, archived)
# all in favour?
aye
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# We know the secret places to hide
we send out reccy teams of kids on cross country to find them.

YOU WON'T CATCH US, SLIM JIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:55, archived)
# *throws doughnut*
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:56, archived)
# Pfft. I don't need it.




I don't need it.






It's not custard flavour, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:57, archived)
# its not custard flavour, it CONTAINS real custard
*drools*


fuck it, I'm getting a custard pie on the way to my lecture
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# fatty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# Shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:00, archived)
# my bakers does awesome custard pies.
his apple turnovers are abysmal though

kids, know your pastries
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:03, archived)
# WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT CAKE AND CAKE RELATED ITEMS
I'm going out for a cigarette.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# its ok, the cake is a lie
i'll probably be gone when you're back, ta-ra
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# custard is pus from satan's infected anal boils
apple turnovers, however, are nyom.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:06, archived)
# you're rather amusingly wrong :)
a good cinnamon apple turnover can be ace. my baker just doesn't seem to have the knack of it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# there's an awesome bakery
outside the hotel europa in malgrat. it's a long way to go, i know, but the doughnuts are to die for.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:10, archived)
# WHY DONT YOU ROLL ON DOWN TO THE CAKESHOP, LARDASS
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:01, archived)
# Haha, we just trace down your screams of getting stuck in small alleys
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# you can hide but you can't run for long
we'll put cream pies in bear traps too
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# As if you could lift a bear trap. Or a cream pie.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# well when I say "we" I mean the "groundskeepers"
I shall be far too busy eating crustless cucumber sandwiches
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# we're great at ambushes, you know.
we'll knock you off your horses, sit on your faces and won't get off till you guess our weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Ahhh,
queening. Yes, that's what they all need.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:58, archived)
# indeed.
fun yet domineering
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# 55 pounds?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)
# nope
take a deep breath, you'll be needing it...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:04, archived)
# There's 14 of them in a stone, you know
and she's not a labrador.

I reckon if you chopped my legs off I'd weigh that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:05, archived)
# he's guessing wrong on purpose
he likes it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 13 May 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Would be terrible sport. Us fatties can't run for shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 13 May 2009, 12:59, archived)