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# oh.
why did i end up all disjointed. i guess that's why i'm in a 'kin wheelchair.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:25, archived)
# He's kind of leaning forward
trying to balance I think. It's probably tough standing on Furtive's head.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:29, archived)
# yep.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:36, archived)
# hey.
Your wheels ain't no excuse for you being as dumb as a box of frogs ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:32, archived)
# true. but it makes it easier to belm without question.
or wet myself. oh what jolly warmth.

disclaimer..
I DO NOT wet myself, belm or misbehave. Often.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:38, archived)
# I'd piss myself all the time
or just get my cock out in the pub shouting "where is that boy with my bag!"

There used to be a guy, paraplegic came to my dad's pub. Now my guess is he was a bit if a cunt when he could walk but he was twice that afterwards.
He would sit in the middle of the pub demanding to be took to the toilet and if there was nobody willing he'd just piss on the carpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 1:42, archived)
# If I was your Dad, I would have put that on YouTube.
I can still walk, but only a couple of paces, with sticks. But there's no need to be a twat. I was more of a twat when i could walk lots than now! lol
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:49, archived)
# i also made more
sense. time for bed i think.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Thu 14 May 2009, 1:51, archived)
# night fella.
bedtime for me too.
Just another small half pint of wine and then bed :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 2:08, archived)