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# hehe
...so I said to her, 'by christ you've got a big fanny you've got a big fanny'
'no need to tell me twice'
' I didn't, that was the fucking echo'
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:48, archived)
# "that lass has a gaff like Albert Hall"
"whuh?"
"I could fit my cock, a 4000 strong audience and the london philoharmonic orchestra in."


edit: in my defence I'm writing an essay on feminism and I need some release
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)
# Try and get this line in.
"why do women have periods?"
"because they fucking deserve them!"

;)

Please don't be offended ladies. I like women. I like toilets better though. At least a toilet does not fucking moan after you've used it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 14 May 2009, 22:01, archived)
# GET TO DA CHOPPAAA!
(MrKane 01234567890123456789012345678901234567890123456789, Thu 14 May 2009, 21:52, archived)