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# Ha ha!
What a cunt, though.

'Hi Africa, the Pope here. Y'know those latex things that stop you getting AIDS and dying? Well, you can't have them. Sorry, but there it is. I guess you might get to heaven a bit quicker, I 'spose, but if I say you can have them, then that means my predecessor was wrong. As us popey-types are the mouth-piece of God, then that would mean God has contradicted himself, or least changed his mind. Then the universe would implode and where would we be then, eh?'

In other news - I've finally got PHP up and running on my site, but there much tweakiness to do before I can unleash it upon the unsuspecting public...
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Everybody knows that condoms contain aspartame, mercury and chemtrails
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Damn.
I thought they acted like a tin-foil hat for the other brain.
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
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(, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:33, archived)