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(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha, fuck.
EmuMitre™. In stores tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# Watch question time
and every time a politician says change, take a drink.
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# He's still a sith lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:23, archived)
# and a Nazi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# And an old fashioned cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# hahaha :)
How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# And a Goa'uld
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# He's my favourite Pope ever.
Could anyone look more malevolent if they tried?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
# but he is good on a skateboard
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:31, archived)
# I heard it was the rape of choir boys that he was good at
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# and shooting down allied aircraft
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# say 5 hail marys
and you can have your jelly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Rod HULL society?
I AM ROD HULL! I AM HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:24, archived)
# his death
is notable, as it's the first time Hull has gone down because Liverpool were in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# How do you move liverpool to europe?
i'm confused

G'nite b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:39, archived)
# g'night!
see you in 2 weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:40, archived)
# Have fun and don't end up in hospital
*hugs* xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:41, archived)
# i will
unless it's for alcohol poisoning!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# it's kind of a football joke.
he fell of his roof trying to get a better picture of a liverpool match being shown on channel five.

"Channel Five, not all bad."
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# As he fell, he turned to Emu and said...
..."Flap, you fucker!"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:49, archived)
# You're a bad bad man.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:47, archived)
# :D
is he taking holy emunion?
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:25, archived)
# Hey!!
that's a fish hat! :D hai fishat!

(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:27, archived)
# pff!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:36, archived)
# FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH HED
(apparently it is a fish head)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Ha ha!
What a cunt, though.

"Hi Africa, the Pope here. Y'know those latex things that stop you getting AIDS and dying? Well, you can't have them. Sorry, but there it is. I guess you might get to heaven a bit quicker, I 'spose, but if I say you can have them, then that means my predecessor was wrong. As us popey-types are the mouth-piece of God, then that would mean God has contradicted himself, or least changed his mind. Then the universe would implode and where would we be then, eh?"

In other news - I've finally got PHP up and running on my site, but there much tweakiness to do before I can unleash it upon the unsuspecting public...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Everybody knows that condoms contain aspartame, mercury and chemtrails
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:44, archived)
# Damn.
I thought they acted like a tin-foil hat for the other brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 14 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 23:48, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 15 May 2009, 0:33, archived)