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# hehehehhe!
ningles everyone!

I would say YAY for fridays, but so far i've spent 45 mins looking for my keys, got held up in traffic, then the train was late. Today had better perk up a bit....
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:13, archived)
# course it will
it's Friday!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:24, archived)
# *gives a determined-hero look* [camera zooms on on face]
"It better do, or else"
[fades to black]
~cliffhanger type music cue~
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# Flat tyre
mudslide in Harefield
slow driving wankers when I'm late
fucking retard pulling out in front of me in Uxbridge without looking

I want my bed and chocolate spread sandwiches with Gold margarine.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Gold margarine!
eurgh!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:32, archived)
# slow drivers really peeve me off.. Got stuck behind on on my way to see some mates, something like 15mph in a 30 zone all the crappy way
then to make things worse, on the way back, I got stuck behind her AGAIN.

Still, I didn't have to deal with mudslides and flat tyres, that sounds rather nasty..... :S
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# damn that commute.
Today I got out of bed at 0810, did my dirty business, had a shower, brushed my teeth, made 4 slices of toast with raspberry jam and a mug of tea, walked back upstairs to my office. Answered an email and then settled in for an easy days working/loafing.


Shit - I forgot to get dressed!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:29, archived)
# oh you sod :D
up at 6am as usual. I wasn't designed for this sort of thing.

Right, that's it, this weekend, I will win the lottery. That's my great plan.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:41, archived)
# B3ta in your pants
is the best kind of B3ta
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 9:52, archived)