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# George pig as Ham solo with Mr Dinobacca


Princess Peppa

in other news - i still havent had the nerve to try my blood checking thing! arrrrg!
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:23, archived)
# Nice work :)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:26, archived)
# thank you sir!
:)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Ham Solo?
taking a leaf out of Paul merton's book on HIGNFY last week, I'll just keep repeating the same joke until it gets funny
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:28, archived)
# i havent seen hignfy
in ages :( when is it on??

hahah yes ham solo would work better - goes to edit :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Half past two....
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:31, archived)
# a talking ear?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:37, archived)
# He appears to have unfortunately died.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:33, archived)
# bah. I was hoping Merton had died
but news informs me it's just the usual soldiers dying.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:40, archived)
# OK, I guess I should have said his talent has died.. :)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:01, archived)
# haha, what?
check your blood checking thing man!

( I'm assuming cholesterol and not blood sugar? ) but remember that some of them are wildly inaccurate. You need a blood test at the quacks for it to tell you anything. Mine's an accu check or something like that and some days it don't half tell some porkies.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:38, archived)
# most of the home blood glucose levels are pretty bad 20% relative error isn't uncommon
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:41, archived)
# i had a reading of 17one day, 14 the next
13 from a blood test the 12 on the same day. but i still cant bring myself to jab a wound in my skin. :(
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:46, archived)
# ah ya wimp, just push it against your finger and push the button
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# i am a wimp
i just cant push the button.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# you mean the searing pain of a gigantic blunt needle peircing your flesh doesn't arouse you?
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:52, archived)
# exactly
i just dont know what's wrong with me :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 14:02, archived)
# no its blood sugar - recently found out i'm diabetic
but havent got the nerve yet to jab myself with a sharp thing! :D this really isnt the thing for me :(
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Ah go on it's just a little prick...
(cue the 'your wife/mum did' jokes)

oh and this pig does not defile the second sexist sifi female, and hence is good.
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:47, archived)
# hehehehe
:)
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:51, archived)
# haha, oh right.
It doesn't hurt man. Get it over with.

I test my blood sugar by a trusted method of if I feel dizzy going to the toilet I replace the next beer with a sandwich ;).
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hahaha
now theres a plan :D
(, Fri 15 May 2009, 13:50, archived)