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# Oh ffs wake up you silly gronkpan friend man.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:35, archived)
# I think he should yell "INTERNETS!!!!" at the top of his lungs.
And when the friend complains just yell it again even louder.

Also
hop madly about waving computer cables and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:42, archived)
# He should do this on the rooftops.
Involve as many people as possible.

Confuse a small Japanese suburb. Throw a squid at your friend, then blame him for throwing a squid at you. Repeat.

Make toast at difficult times.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
# I seem to have lost my direction with this,
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:47, archived)
# It was making perfect sense to me.
He should do what my friends do when they visit. Run naked down the middle of the street while yelling my name out at the top of their lungs.

Not funny! Hilarious.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 16 May 2009, 5:49, archived)
# His girlfriend is already pretty pissed off with my snoring
probably best to let them have a lie in
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:48, archived)
# No. Follow the instructions and all will be well I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:51, archived)
# Pffft! *snort HOOOOOONK! burble*
Noisy house guests are to be treasured. Conversation
fodder for years. Buy something pretty and useless for
her just to be nice none the less.
Also
throw squid
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 16 May 2009, 3:54, archived)