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# thankfully i had already decided not to have a horlicks tonight
in unrelated news, we did not deserve fifth place this year, bloody hell it was actually unlistenably bad.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:28, archived)
# I wholeheartedly agree.
That girl we put through, I have seen her a fair few times singing on various shows, and she has not sung in tune once.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:29, archived)
# i say we get jarvis cocker to write it next year
because he probably would if someone asked him.
that or neil hannon, if only cause then fiction would become reality and the universe would have to reset itself.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:43, archived)
# Well Neil Hannon couldn't write the song for us,
what with him being a paddywhack, but Jarvis isn't a bad call. He can write good pop songs when he wants!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:45, archived)
# i am confused by the rules of this contest
if hannon could not write for us, how in fudge did ronan keating get to write for denmark?
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:51, archived)
# Oh really?
Maybe he only co-wrote it? I'm not sure....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 17 May 2009, 0:08, archived)
# Mmmyes, but that's by our musical standards.
The rest of the continent still thinks the Macarena is a great party anthem.
Mind you, regional voting wasn't nearly so apparent.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 16 May 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Tell us about your Sydney uni gig, sounds ace.
Are you teaching on birds?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:35, archived)
# Recipe for eurovision success
Young, attractive lead singer in ridiculous clothes
Bouncey, catchy, twee ballad with an irritatingly memorable chorus
Large number of land borders
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Sat 16 May 2009, 23:33, archived)