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# A spontaneous hedgehog phoned you for an interview, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:34, archived)
# i wish!
it's for a job. it's scary
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:35, archived)
# did you scream down the phone in terror?
that's a sure way to win at interviews :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:42, archived)
# i may have whimpered
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:59, archived)
# unusual
hedgehogs are normally so reticent and prefer to write.
(I helped save b3ta! hazymemory hasn't thought of a sig, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:36, archived)
# you'll never see one without a quill
unless you've got a load of clay and an oven, of course

i saw my first hedgehog of the year last night, scurrying about the street from garden to garden. i must get some catproof food to leave out for them
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Shame
they like catfood
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Sadly so do birdmurderers
I have worried myself silly this year about cat infiltration. Even having a dog does not entirely deter them :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:24, archived)
# urinate in your garden
to mark our territory
this will deter them
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:48, archived)
# i'm going to grow some catnip
and watch the neighbourhood cats go spastic
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sun 17 May 2009, 19:51, archived)