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# I just banged my left nut, it really hurts.
I like ken's taste in trousers.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:03, archived)
# hit the other one
it should take the pain of the first one away
repeat as necessary
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# You don't possess a pair ot testicles
do you?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:07, archived)
# i have several pairs of them
in jars on my mantlepiece
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:09, archived)
# you can give it a tap if you want...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:11, archived)
# **reaches for her willy mallett**
why thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:13, archived)
# Should I attempt a java geek joke here or would it spoil the mood?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:17, archived)
# go for it
I won't understand it but it'll give me the opportunity to tut
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:20, archived)
# will you wear a tutu while you tut?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 18 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# don't be silly
it would clash with my tutting leggings
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:36, archived)
# Let's just pretend you've already told it
and move on
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:20, archived)