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# It's a kind of Joke or Pune
While the usual intent of ebay sellers is to obtain a profit the purported seller in this case is instead going to make a loss on the described item of clothing, which could not feasibly be obtained for the sum of one English penny. However, the seller has specified that no postage is available for the item, instead the buyer must collect it from him, a practice usually only common for heavy items or ones otherwise difficult to post. This leads the viewer to conclude that there must be some ulterior motive for this otherwise nonsensical sale. On examination of the specifics of the item, it may be deduced by the combination of remarkably large cup size (FF) and small inch measurement (32) that any individual for whom the bra would be suitable must possess a physique that is rarely seen in nature but commonly seem in the illustrations of Jolly Jack. Thus the nature of the perplexing title is revealed - the phrase 'Ebay Dating' refers to a transaction that will not deliver profitability in any monetary sense, but will (should it be completed according to the method specified) result in the arrival at the premises of the seller a startlingly curvacious individual. Thus the image implies subverting the primary purpose of Ebay, which may result in the viewer expericencing a modicum of comic effect and/or titillation.
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:55, archived)
# Oh. OK.
*nods uncertainly*

(thanks for replying :) )
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 14:59, archived)
# I have never wanted you more....
(, Mon 18 May 2009, 15:39, archived)