Put a moat around the bed
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 18 May 2009, 18:25,
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put a fence around the moat
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 18 May 2009, 18:26,
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KILL THE FIREMAN
PROBLEM: SOLVED
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 18 May 2009, 18:27,
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with fire.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 18 May 2009, 18:29,
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and claim for it
on expenses
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MrChimp previously Monsieur,
Mon 18 May 2009, 23:29,
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