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# Hahahaha
Reminds me of Gary Larson describing 'corrections' he gets:

'Dear Sir,

While I enjoyed your cartoon last week, I would like to point out that it is actually the FEMALE mosquito that carries malaria ... '

teh fact that the mosquito is sitting in a cafe reading the paper and chatting to a frog? Doesn't matter at all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Anthropomorphisation can only go so far before it gets you into trouble.
There's a shop in town with a Bugs Bunny kids ride in the window, you know one of those coin-operated things the kid sits on. But in order for this to be in any way plausible, they've had to bend poor old Bugs back into the resemblance of a rabbit-like shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Well that's just ridiculous.
Next thing you know people will be using terms like "witty" and "post-modern" and I'll have to get out my killing stapler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I've coined a term for the disapproval of such things.
"Antidisanthropomorphisationism".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Snatchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:00, archived)