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# Good mornings follow a good scagol
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:35, archived)
# that's me in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# Scag
You're my kinda of Scag Hag
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Not get it
cenaRIS
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:38, archived)
# This
is probably a good thing
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Some reference to HEROIN?
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Those ads...
I hate them! Bring back that over tanned bitch with her words of wisdom:
"My ma always said you need a good bed and a good pair of shoes, because if you're not in one you're in the other"

Send away now for Gloria's Book of Sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:40, archived)
# I have heard that saying, and believe it to be a right load of old bollocks.
I am in neither at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:42, archived)
# "All you need in life is a good pair of pants and a good woman..."
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Much better
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# becuase when you are not getting shit marks on one? ??
'Whatcha talkin bout Willis??
(waxdart hello., Tue 19 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Aardman
Aardman just get on my tits. Squash them all!
(Impressive lurker Impressive lurker, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:43, archived)
# Chickens with teeth.
Chicken that can talk and fly planes and that, fair enough. But chickens with teeth? That's taking things too damn far.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
Reminds me of Gary Larson describing "corrections" he gets:

"Dear Sir,

While I enjoyed your cartoon last week, I would like to point out that it is actually the FEMALE mosquito that carries malaria ... "

teh fact that the mosquito is sitting in a cafe reading the paper and chatting to a frog? Doesn't matter at all ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:48, archived)
# Anthropomorphisation can only go so far before it gets you into trouble.
There's a shop in town with a Bugs Bunny kids ride in the window, you know one of those coin-operated things the kid sits on. But in order for this to be in any way plausible, they've had to bend poor old Bugs back into the resemblance of a rabbit-like shape.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:51, archived)
# Well that's just ridiculous.
Next thing you know people will be using terms like "witty" and "post-modern" and I'll have to get out my killing stapler.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:56, archived)
# I've coined a term for the disapproval of such things.
"Antidisanthropomorphisationism".
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 19 May 2009, 14:57, archived)
# Snatchy.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 15:00, archived)