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# I don't know!


I just dreamed it, OK?

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:42, archived)
# ball penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Ballcock*?
*Some plumbing required.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# That is only one word to call a plumber
Any amount of swear words will do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# last night
I dreamt I was arguing with the proprietor of 'Go Ape' in French
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:44, archived)
# i dreamt about...
..posting this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:47, archived)
# Many a good tune's been played on an old ballcock.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I dreamed last night that I had webcam cybersex with my manager
Ah, Mr. Freud, come in, I've been expecting you.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:49, archived)
# at least it was only webcam cybersex
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:52, archived)
# True
Didn't half make me feel awkward this morning though when I spoke to him and tried to maintain eye contact
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# *ahem*
eye physical

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:56, archived)
# Dude, how are you? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# Desperately trying to escape, but ok for all that...
Your back better, then?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:05, archived)
# My neck is fix and I feel fucking fantastic
Go, run, flee homewards
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Good Stuff, sir!
Right - I'm outta here

*waves adieu*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# hahaha, he might think you were flirting with him :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:57, archived)
# Did Freud anticipate webcams?
(Safety Hamster What happens in the future, stays in the future, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Yes, he was whacking one out of the photograph of his mum, while they took an x-ray and then when he went Japanesea
His cum made the shape of a webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:02, archived)
# Dream thread?
Last night I dreamt I couldn't work my computer at work because it was so advanced. I had to take extra care with a snobby customer who had a weird hyperchondriac kid.

Hmmm.. beats all the dreams I've been having about Populous (you know you've played a game too much when it appears in your dreams)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:54, archived)
# Last night I dreamed my tuppence was covered with mustard and cress
and various weeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 17:58, archived)
# The Hedgehog From Hell doesn't like the word tuppence when used in slang form
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:00, archived)
# My language shall be amended in future
so as not to upset any B3tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:03, archived)
# I got told off for using it
I was only using it as it is less coarse then most of the other words
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:04, archived)
# But what if somebody else didn't like your substitute word?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I know
He got quite narked about it
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:12, archived)
# Hot dreams are a sign of them . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 19 May 2009, 18:07, archived)