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# Watched Sharpe over the weekend
and it was one where Sharpe's wife was being wooed by a Russell Brand alike 'poet' type (who was later outed as a fraud who passed off other people's poems as his own).

All through it I was thinking, out of Russell Brand alike or Sean Bean I would leave Sean Bean a spent force under the duvet and kick Russell Brand alike in the crotch until I'd split him in two and that Sharpe's wife is a dappy cow.

All of this is just a roundabout way of saying woo to the mother funking yay to your pic.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:37, archived)
# Err...
thanks matey! :)
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Hehehe
with her hair net like that she looks like one of those aliens from Mars Attacks
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)
# O_o
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:44, archived)
# As a woman
can you explain why women think Russel Brand is attractive?

To me, he looks like a smelly tramp. Who smells. Probably of wee and brandy.
(, Thu 21 May 2009, 9:45, archived)