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# On the Subject of Purple
Oh Red Cabbage I adore
the way you're pickled
to the core
I munch my way through tons of you
my goodness
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:23, archived)
# BALSAMIC VINEGAR
IS THE WIN-EGAR
SMACK YOUR LIPS
IS IT TOO POSH FOR CHIPS?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The Leek
Is tre chic
Like a pompous onion
crossed with a hose.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:27, archived)
# When you find you need
to distinguish turnip from swede
follow this simple rule
to avoid looking like a fool
TURNIPS LOOK LIKE BIG RADISHES YOU KNOBBER!
if you're still not sure check wikipedia
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Oh Parsnip
If you were a fruit
You'd be a Parsnipple.
Nipple.
Fnar.
*GONG*
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:39, archived)
# coconut
coconut
I'm dubbing you
a nut of disreputable quality

coconut
coconut
I'm reporting you
to the nut naming authorities

I know you're a nut
I've got that straight
but the coco implies
you're made of chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 14:49, archived)
#
arf
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 May 2009, 14:55, archived)