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# arf
I don't watch Eastenders very often, but have seen a few lately.

Is Nick Cotton just the least frightening villain you ever saw or what?

He's like Dick Van Dyke meets Fagin
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:13, archived)
# hes more pityful than scary,if i seen him in real life id buy him a cup of hot soup
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# he'd probably give you a chinese burn though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# then id have to cunt him in the fuck wouldnt i
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# THAT'S MORE LIKE IT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# THAT BASTARD NICK COTTON,IM GONNA KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:19, archived)
# *puts £5 on Nick Cotton*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# *knocks nick cotton to the ground with an uppercut,stomps on his face and nicks grifty's fiver*
ahhhh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:22, archived)
# roll credits
www.mobiles24.com/downloads/s/99218-3-sound_effect-eastenders_drums
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:25, archived)
# next time i piledriver dott
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# *sets video*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Phwoar, Nick Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:15, archived)
# really?
Allo Ma!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# He was my first bad boy crush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Really?!
Are you sure you're not thinking of Nick Knowles?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:16, archived)
# He'd get it too
but I've always loved Nick Cotton.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:17, archived)
# Well it takes all sorts!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# HAHAHA
I do like the lady designer in DIY SOS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# The new one's much prettier than the old one
although they both managed to get into argie bargies with the others.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I quite like the big chap, he's quite sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# I'd do 'em all
except Billy
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# Which one's he?
Is he arsy little brown chap? He's lovely. Not in a sexy way.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# hahahahaha
I'm going to be watching Mrs S more closely next time that's on!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# What?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I hadn't realised that DIY SOS was such a draw for the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Men with tools. It doesn't take much to get me going.
Give me a furry bellied man in his mid 40s with a drill, and I'll give you an uberhorny girl in her mid twenties.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Make that two uberhorny girls in their mid twenties
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *gets a drill*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:32, archived)
# *high easily pleased five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# *high fives*
*plans to get beardedwife doing some DIY tonight*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# I'm going to make hubbie put some shelves up at the weekend.
I shall be watching intensely. I hope I let him finish them.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:39, archived)
# *rubs hair restorer into tummy*
*overdoes it*
*develops new giant caterpillar*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# The older electrician
He's lovely but in a dappy sort of way. Definitely not doable.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# I forget who that is. Is he a big baldy chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# Edit: Jaysus - sorry about that

Resized JPEG graphic
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# little brown arsy chap, then.
He is a cutie, I don't want to jump on him though.

Having just googled, I can now confirm that I must be due very shortly because I almost licked the monitor when I saw Nick Knowles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# He should be the next James Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:37, archived)
# He's far too fine for his own good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
#
www.nickknowles.com/downloads/nk-wallpaper1024-08.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:45, archived)
# WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:47, archived)
# Sweet merciful Jesus!
And that's the rest of the day gone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:49, archived)
# IN A KILT TOO?!
I'm going to put the monitor in my pants now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:52, archived)
# It was like he was coming at me!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 15:36, archived)
# I misplaced teh upload codez
:OS
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 21 May 2009, 15:38, archived)
# EXTERMI-NICK!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:43, archived)