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# I'm assuming she wants to do sex on me
it's a fairly safe assumption
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
# Well, in fairness, we all do.
with you, not her, just to be clear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# :D
I'M SEXY :D

ha ha ha - if only you all knew :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:55, archived)
# that is you in your profile isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)
# *LOL*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# parts of me yes
... freebs made it and I'm not sure where he got the bits from, but some of it is worryingly familiar.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# *crosses fingers and prays that the beard is real*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# I have a beard
but I'm not sure it's that one... although that is a worryingly accurate portrayal of my current beard - so perhaps I'm trying to make myself look like my profile pic

*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I'd have turned into a vector, were that the case.
Ah, that would have been before I spring-cleaned my profile. It's no longer there.

Darn.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:10, archived)
# sparse
but colourful
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
# *has illusions shattered*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:57, archived)
# I imagine you to be some kind of cross between Sean Connery and Duncan Bannatyne
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:58, archived)
# I'm not sure what the other one looks like
but I have infinitely more hair that Sir Sean
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
# she is impatient
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 21 May 2009, 16:53, archived)
# you can tell by her ear lobes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 21 May 2009, 16:56, archived)