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# right then
for the thighs, start by tenderising with the handle of the knife before stabbing furiously in to the flesh. when there are enough slits sprinkle with salt and oregano and then bind with cheesewire.
Stop for another cup of tea and perhaps a biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Arf!
I was going to mention salt.

I like the cut of your jib, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# but the ears you shall keep!
Oh.. wait...
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Better than my cured ham idea.
How about the...meatstick?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Fri 22 May 2009, 15:26, archived)