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[challenge entry] I think I 'm feeling the call of nature


/straight to hell .... unless it is so obscure that nobody understands it

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(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:46, archived)
# hi jackson five?
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:47, archived)
# um
it's 'the jackson 5 are in the departure lounge'

which i beleive is a euphamism for 'need to drop the kids off at the pool' 'turtle's head' 'gotta go talk to Mr A shanks' 'need a dump'
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:52, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
I don't get it
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:47, archived)
# Another word for an afro is a "natural" right?
But why are the Jackson Five at the airport?
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:48, archived)
# Are you somehow
implying that the Jackson 5 can see through the tops of their heads???
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:49, archived)
# you mean
they can't?!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:50, archived)
# So I've
heard
(I helped save b3ta! St3cks, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:53, archived)
# tut
go to pipboatch with these awful rumours!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 20 Mar 2003, 17:56, archived)