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# Fire = WIN (or possible death)
What has that photographer spotted?
EDIT: I just had two different Ryvita explode in my hands. I have seeds in my hair. I'm like a really shit superhero.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:18, archived)
# I bet it's an Alien Ant Farm
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 28 May 2009, 15:20, archived)
# Oh dear.
I used to love them.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# exploding ryvitas?
are you sure they weren't just fire-crackers?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# That's where I've been going wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# But...
Who would want to hurt ME?
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# you make a fine and valid point there
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:28, archived)
# Indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:41, archived)
# nagh, i think it has legs
fern britton could be your arch nemesis
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:23, archived)
# Noooo
I LOVE Fern. I loved her more when she was plumper though. Bastard Ryvitas. And Gastric bands.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# She was sexier bigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:27, archived)
# So true.
She was a fine specimen of a woman. Sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:30, archived)
# If Dawn French ever loses weight
I'll cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# Don't.
She brought a bed from me and we re-upholstered her day bed. I spent some quiet time with it.
NOTE: I hugged the cushions, I did not, DID NOT, have a wank on it.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:34, archived)
# don't knock the band
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:29, archived)
# Haha
I knew as I was typing that you'd be about. Bands are great, I would love one, but I miss the gorgeous former Fern-Fern :D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:31, archived)
# i didn't actually get the band
i'm likely to lose twice as much with the bypass and it won't go back on!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:35, archived)
# HEALTHBOMBS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:26, archived)
# He's checking his white balance.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 May 2009, 15:34, archived)