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# I was similarly dissapointed when I watched HD pornography
'...now that is some cheap plastic surgery right there...'
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ooh yes
you need some kind of filter from the harsh reality.

try crying for your mother while you wank instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
...

*is very ninja of himself...*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# 0_0
Bad Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# This
*disassociates himself from Prof*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# it's almost all Griffy's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# next you'll claim that you ought to film youself wanking
while wearing just your mother's slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell, Griffy....
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I'm upsetting myself now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I know
I should be ostracised from decent society... I'll sign up to run as a candidate at the next general election.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# good idea
we should all run for parliament as MPs for the B3ta party.

what job do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ooooh
can I be assistant under-secretary to the deputy speaker? Or some osrt of treasurer... I'd hide the treasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# HA HA HA
a brilliant thought just struck me - imagine if I did run for parliament and (through a stroke of insane chance) got in... then the Daily Mail found out that I am a b3tan and came here to check everything I've posted... they could print THIS thread as evidence for why I went into politics...

ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# you now only have one future path
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# indeed
it will be hard work, but it would all be worth it.

I LOVE YOU DAILY MAIL I WILL BE WITH YOU SOON
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# haha
I wondered what level you'd take your response to!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# As ever, way too far.... ;-)
He's even got his own 'special' award for some horrific comment he once made:
The 'Most Unpleasant Felching Comment Award':
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :D
I continually strive to better myself - just in completely the wrong ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)