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# Hamtoucher
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:47, archived)
# too soon man
too soon
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# or IS it?
dun dun DUUUUUNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# It's Tuesday in Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# BUT NOT IN TOKYO!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# how about Richard?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Nope
no idea what this is about!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# you have to consider the questions he didn't ask
and then all will become clear
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I'm already too old
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# I just checked your profile.
I really like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# ooh ta Mr mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:26, archived)
# or IS it?
dun dun DUUUUUNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# IT IS IN SYDNEY
BUT NOT IN PERTH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# or IS it?
dun dun DUUUNNNNNNNNN
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# *stabs you to deaths with a gay stick*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# *goatses*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# you need to floss
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# No doubt Abrams will do all of his own gfx for every show

(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Needs to be gritty and have poorly rendered edges
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# When I watched the first series in HD,
I thought that would be so much better - it was actually *much* worse....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I was similarly dissapointed when I watched HD pornography
"...now that is some cheap plastic surgery right there..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# ooh yes
you need some kind of filter from the harsh reality.

try crying for your mother while you wank instead
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# MY MOTHER IS A SAINT!
...

*is very ninja of himself...*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# 0_0
Bad Prof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# This
*disassociates himself from Prof*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# it's almost all Griffy's fault
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# next you'll claim that you ought to film youself wanking
while wearing just your mother's slippers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:19, archived)
# Oh, bloody hell, Griffy....
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# I'm upsetting myself now
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# I know
I should be ostracised from decent society... I'll sign up to run as a candidate at the next general election.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# good idea
we should all run for parliament as MPs for the B3ta party.

what job do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# ooooh
can I be assistant under-secretary to the deputy speaker? Or some osrt of treasurer... I'd hide the treasure.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# HA HA HA
a brilliant thought just struck me - imagine if I did run for parliament and (through a stroke of insane chance) got in... then the Daily Mail found out that I am a b3tan and came here to check everything I've posted... they could print THIS thread as evidence for why I went into politics...

ha ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# you now only have one future path
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# indeed
it will be hard work, but it would all be worth it.

I LOVE YOU DAILY MAIL I WILL BE WITH YOU SOON
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:25, archived)
# haha
I wondered what level you'd take your response to!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# As ever, way too far.... ;-)
He's even got his own 'special' award for some horrific comment he once made:
The 'Most Unpleasant Felching Comment Award':
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# :D
I continually strive to better myself - just in completely the wrong ways.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# Arf!
beautifully done.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Needs more CGI lens flare
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# i've just seen what you had for dinner last night
how? how is that even possible? i had a glass of water for mine! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Oh, man - they were lovely.
And I'm a gannet, too.

/belly bought & paid for blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha :D
Right I am going to go and see it on Thursday morning, so It will be nice and dead in the cinema
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# *LOL*
Superb.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Haha YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:11, archived)
# Pfft!
And worryingly accurate, too!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# supernovaflare!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# star trek
by david braben
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Needs more wireframes
Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun Der Dah Der Der Dah...
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# Hahaha I like jin
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:48, archived)
# hahaha
a bit of squirtage would make this perfect though!
(I helped save b3ta! Jorvic, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# heheheheehhe
:D
(bathtub has renounced CS3 for paint.net, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Others, OTHERS!
I wish the others were still something to be feared, same with smokey
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# i stopped watching a long time ago
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# let me guess, series 3?
Its still brilliant (although i can understand why people wouldn't like the direction its gone in).
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# I think the revelation of Jacob was good at the end of the last series,
but killing him wasnt very nice.

That boat which jacob saw coming in, blatently the black rock.

But one thing that confused me the most is that everyone knew about the statue, surely they would have gone and investigated it in the time they were there and not just ignored it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# jesus spoilers!
peolpe here will be very upset with you :/
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Bah! people will have seen it anyway, I cant imagine people who care not watching it
Edit: and I have a candle I can do what I want ;)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# American serials seem to go wrong roughly after the first series.
When they realise they can carry on money spinning, but because they originally were supposed to have finite purpose and plot all the following series just seem convuluted, pointless and inconclusive.

See Heroes.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Not to mention they take up valuable financing and airtime for what could be several zombie based television series.
Possibly a sitcom....
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# I think it was when they got off the island, onto the boat
They just drag things out for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# I stopped watching after episode 2, it is to dull
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Smokey is something to be feared, as is John Locke
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# True, but not in the same way as he used to be
although they don't really go to the dark territory anymore so i guess you wouldn't bump into the monster very much.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I do like the way it ended, but I think this new series will start with them crashing again
but with all the knowledge they had before, or something like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha :D
perfect :D

especially that little bit of bollock-floppage at the end :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hol[]y - WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:51, archived)
# thanks for noticing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# he is watch this

(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:57, archived)
# ouchy
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:58, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# The world's most dangerous trampoline
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# ace cockage!
but I'm afraid I don't recognise him, so the reference is lost for me... ;(
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:52, archived)
# very good haha
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:54, archived)
# It's Corporal Chang from Enterprise!
tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:59, archived)
# oh yeah! dur!
look: www.b3ta.com/board/9485003
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:00, archived)
# Good Grief! That's him!
He's definitely looked better, hasn't he?

I feel shame for having doubted him, now.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# I now want to find him and talk to him about why he is going around London pissed out of head
It has just hit me, he isn't Jamnog's father, is he?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# He somehow had the air of a man who was used to being understood
and was very frustrated that booze had rendered him almost incomprehensible. He was a rather nice chap, truth be told.

edit: and hahaha to Jamnog's dad!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# You're very generous, given that he nicked your baccy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# owned up straight away and apologised profusely...
he earns more than me, though, the bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# He was, he could have got very shit with us sort of cornering him
and JPG trying to set fire to him and wanting to see his fucking card
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# haha!
he held his own just fine. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# You don't half talk some rot sometimes ;-)
He was hanging around trying to get us to buy him a drink!
That, or blag more ciggies.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:21, archived)
# haha!
^very much this...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:23, archived)
# I think he asked me for a ciggy and I thought he asked if he could sit down, so I got up
I do talk a lot sense, just not necessarily in the right order :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:24, archived)
# is it Tuesday already?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# o_O

In other news, it looks like I'm moving :) Getting my own place is really exciting more terrifying than being hugged by drunken Jamnog.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:53, archived)
# congrats!
looks like a good 'fixer-upper'...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Haha
This is the real house
richardsavidge.co.uk/images/listing_photos/1052_p1743.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:01, archived)
# very smart! :D
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah
And the landlords allow pets so fuck off fish, I'll finally be able to get some chinchillas :D
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You may want to take the water out of the tank before you put the chinchillas in there.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:08, archived)
# Haha
My sister is getting the aquarium, it's about double the size of the one I got her & her fiancee for Christmas last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:13, archived)
# great!
those things live for years, don't they? Like, much longer than cats or dogs. And they have little hands.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:09, archived)
# 20 years so I'm told
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:12, archived)
# the cuddly friend that just keeps on being cuddly!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:14, archived)
# And sounds like a tauntaun
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTEog9gJjrU - start around 55 seconds in.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha!
daft little thing.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:45, archived)
# I'm homeless just now
I had a shower at work this morning...

true story.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 15:56, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:03, archived)
# poo
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:07, archived)
# he looks like he's trying to use it to start a fire
"... why won't it light?"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:04, archived)
# He's not rubbing it hard enough
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:06, archived)
# eeheeheehee
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Mon 1 Jun 2009, 16:22, archived)